An ACATIST does not believe in the existence of cats. PHILOSOPHY is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat. METAPHYSICS is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat that isn't there. THEOLOGY is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat that isn't there and shouting, "I found it!" Fortunately, there are no cats in ethical nihilism and anarcho-syndacalism. And I'm gonna make September 5th Leon Czolgosz Day.

I'm an Abstract Wedding Photographer, mostly for uncivil wedding ceremonies. Also, I plan to facilitate my de facto son Noah's plans to collect gems.

Not having cable, or satellite, or other payTV available at this time makes watching the following most difficult: Wonder Showzen, MST3K, SeaLab 2021, Jonny Quest, Astroboy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Spongebob, Harvey Birdman, Brak Show, Red Dwarf, Electric Company. Please explain to me why I should watch Naruto or is this just the next random fad show? These movies are from my myspace.com/coffeebot page (where you can view my photomontage under the blogs): Road to Rio (greatest movie ever made), One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Zodiac, 5th Element, the Professional (so, we're saying anything by Luc Besson or David Lynch), Zardoz, Blue Velvet, the Exorcist (actually quite funny), Napoleon Dynamite, Time to Run, Blade Runner, Clockwork Orange, Simple Twist of Fate (or--movies about adopted or orphans), Flirting with Disaster, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and the second best movie ever made--Forbidden Zone.